Bruce Chen Joke of the Day

The Orioles have a new between innings scoreboard segment: the Bruce Chen Joke of the Day. In the segment, Bruce Chen tells a new corny joke each night. Here are two of the jokes Chen has told so far:

Q: What do you do with a one-legged dog?
A: Take it for a drag!

Q: Why did the bicycle fall down?
A: Because it was two tired!

I declare Bruce Chen to be an honorary PH4Her!