New Sports Marketing Technique
This is an actual email sent by the Mid-Atlantic Sports Network (MASN), the Baltimore Orioles' tv network:
Corey Patterson
AL leader in sacrifice bunts.
Some call it small ball.
Corey calls it smart ball.
Patterson and the Orioles take on the Washington Nationals starting Friday.
Sacrifice bunts... yeah that makes for great, entertaining tv....
3 comments:
Guess they didn't want to mention his .219 average?
The least they could do is make it into a haiku
Corey Patterson
We'll tell you he plays "smart ball."
Who are we kidding?
I nominate Dan's comment for Comment of the Year.
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