Last year, it was Jose.
So, the Nationals traded Chris Snelling to get Ryan Langerhans. It's starting to look like Stan Kasten's big plan is to put together an entire team of Ryans -- although they'll have to get rid of the pair of Jesuses to do that.
I hope Ryan Howard is next. That would be some deal.
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You've already hinted at an answer: Wouldn't two Jesuses be a fair price for Ryan Howard?
Woohoo! Ryan Langerhans will turn this team around! Just what we needed! A mediocre outfielder!
Of course, he will be missed by all his die hard fans from the two games he played in Oakland after being traded by the Braves.
His career stats with the A's....
Zero hits in four at bats. But he walked once!
I was thinking that we had Ryan Church and Ryan Zimmerman, and totally forgot that we have Ryan Wagner too.
Then today, I found out that Austin Kearns's middle name is Ryan. This cannot be dismissed as mere coincidence.
Now pitching for your Washington Nationals... Ryan Seacrest?
Nolan Ryan?
The Cubs had two Ryans playing today -- Thierot and Dempster. I don't really think we should trade for either.
Hey now, Ryan Theriot had an RBI on a walk yesterday. So did two other Cubs. One of whom was the pitcher. Langerhans? 0-for-2, including striking out looking. His average is somewhere around .063, which is also Josh Wilson's average (they both played yesterday). Guess they're competing for the Guzman Trophy.
I vote we rename the Washington Nationals "Ryan Already"
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