Voice Vote
Three points:
1) There is no physical evidence of a voice vote being called. Absent video or audio evidence, I cannot accept this vote.
2) If this vote was held at the Forest Inn over breakfast that morning, please let it be noted that it was not held at 1939 Westmoreland which is, in fact, where I was when the vote was held. The vote is therefore invalid.
3) Gordon hates puppies.
4 comments:
Let me get this straight: A vote you don't think occurred took place at a location where you weren't, and therefore it's invalid? Quit trying to confuse us with triple negatives, Mr. Storch. Furthermore, I love puppies and have evidence that barking dogs scare you.
You should settle this fairly and equitably -- with a recount. Or, re-vote, to be more precise.
Post a poll on the blog.
And, for the record, I think you both hate puppies and stem cell research. Damn all the negative campaign ads!
I've showed my election returns. I haven't even seen yours, Mr. Gordon. Oh that's right, they don't exist.
Hey there, Mr. "I believe in things that don't exist" Gordon!
Look! It's the Easter Bunny! Holding hands with the tooth fairy! And there's Santee Claws right behind, giving high fives to the World Champion Chicago Cubs! And there's Senator Michael Steele walking his 4 month old puppy! NO!!!!!! DON'T KILL THE PUPPY, DAN!!!!! IT DID NOTHING TO HURT YOU!!!! DAN!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I agree with Dara--revote. Enough with the freakin' puppies!
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