Bitter Over Bridge Closings

Apparently Northerners have not forgotten the Civil War and they are subversively taking it out on the South through the Presidential Inauguration. I think I overheard the Secret Service saying "They tried to split off of our country in order to continue slavery, causing some 600,000 casualities...how can we exact our revenge? I got it! Close four bridges for a day! That'll do it."

Alright Confederacy, we're even now.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/08/AR2009010803900.html?hpid=topnews