Neifi Perez

Ruh-ro. Looks like Neifi's in some serious trouble. And it's not like it's helping his numbers:

The 34-year-old Perez is hitting .172 with one homer and six RBIs in 64 at-bats for the defending AL champions.

If you're going to take performance enhancing drugs, the least they should do is push you up over the Mendoza line.