Sorry, Onix

Forget about Flavor of Love -- here's a reality show I can really get behind:

VH-1 has confirmed that Bret Michaels, the lead singer of Poison, would-be country music star ("Damn you, Bon Jovi!") co-star of Pamela Anderson's second-most notorious sex tape-- and a man who always keeps a hat, scarf or fat hairband on his head-- will pretend to be looking for a girlfriend on a white-- er make that "rock 'n' roll" -- version of Flavor of Love.