Premeditated Mascoticide

Even Mets fans agree: Mr. Met must die.

Watch Out for that Moose, Coco!

The Mariner Moose, mascot of the Seattle Mariners, crashed his All Terrain vehicle into Boston Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp in the middle of the 5th inning in Sunday's game. The Mariners have decided that the Moose will not be disciplined.