Ummmm.... maybe I should avoid Nationals Park for a while...

At least according to this potentially not-safe-for-work Onion article.

The All-Ryan Team

Did anyone else catch Dave Sheinin's All-Ryan Team? Reminded me of many ballpark conversations about themes for fantasy baseball teams . . . .

How Bad are the Nationals

They can lose to Alan Embree when he doesn't throw a single pitch.